SPOILERS! [Although I will try to make it not so]
I am in Tales of Midnight of the More Than Melchisedech entry of the ARGO series by R.A. Lafferty. There is a moment where they are discussing the death of one of their own, and one of the characters is foretelling of his own demise at the hands of an enemy and the fact that the death will be attributed, falsely, to his liver.
Before I go into the scene. One of the reasons I love this scene so much is it could happen – does happen – at any moment in my own living room (I don’t technically own a banjo, but I do possess a banjolele (also known as a banjo uke)
or at the bar, or in the grocery store.
Anyway, here is the scene (most of it, anyway, I won’t give out the entire song)
“I’ll be killed by them myself,” Bagby said, “and yet my death will be attributed to my liver, a gentle organ that never harmed anybody.”
“How is your liver really, Bag?” Duffey asked him.
“Oh tell us how’s your liver, Mr. B.,” Dotty sang.
“I believe that, with a little help from some of my creations, we could make a song out of that,” Duffey proposed. Mary Virginia Schaffer went to the piano (this was in ‘Trashman’s Girl-a-Rama‘) and several of them hammered out the song then. More songs have been born in Trashman’s than in any place in the block. Duffey accompanied them on a house banjo (he hadn’t his own banjo with him) and all of the unofficial members of the Pelican Glee Club sang thus:
“Is it true you have abused it? Have you battered it and boozed it? Are you sorry you misused it Horribly? Does it need the Great Forgiver? Is it feeling sensitiver? Is it shrunken to a sliver? Oh tell us how’s your liver, Mr. B.”
I love how a deadly serious discussion segues into a number at the drop of a hat. It is loony! There are dozens of these unexpected turns in any Lafferty story, but some just stand out.
Sometimes he slips you right into an alternate reality where the world has become a comic strip or cartoon.
[I don’t know why the text for the lyrics came out the way they did. I was trying to get the lines to be single spaced which the editor doesn’t let you do. So I spent several minutes hitting the space bar to get the lines single spaced and now it comes up all mish-mashed. It appears normal when I re-open it in the editor so it will have to stay as is. Sorry!]